The BadAssMama's Christmas List

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is:

• A full night's sleep
• Workday mornings without the rush
• Bath/Book/Bedtime without the fuss
• A get-out-of-the-terrible-two's-free card
• Peace on Earth (or at least in my house...)
• Calorie-free Rocky Road ice cream
• A self-potty-training child
• Fashionable stretchy pants
• A child-free vacation, without the guilt
• The body of an athlete, without the work
• A gentle reminder that the days are long, but the years are short

Love,

The BadAssMama