Top Ten Signs You Might Need a Vacation

10. There is more yelling in your house than on The Real Housewives of New York

9. Your yoga mellow disappears faster than a Snickers bar at fat camp as soon as you open your front door

8. There are more wine glasses than sippy cups in the dishwasher

7. Nap time is your favorite moment of the day

6. By 11 o'clock each Saturday morning you find yourself wondering, "Is it Monday yet?"

5. The last time you read a book without pictures was...wait a minute, books come without pictures??

4. You consider a 7 minute shower "me time"

3. You're beginning to resemble a balled up dish rag

2. Your last date night was in 2005

1. You truly, madly, deeply love your children - but wish nothing more than to get away from them...
Anonymous said...

Ahh...I definitely need a vacation! You just summed up my afternoon in this Top 10 list :)

Heather@ That Uncomfortable Itch said...

Except for the nap time one I hit every single one of those. My only saving grace is that my kid all go to school during the day. :)

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