Top Ten Crazy Kid Moments at BadAssMama Central

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Parenthood has been a revelation to me. In some ways, motherhood is more amazing and awe-inspiring than I'd ever imagined. In others, it's just plain nuts. After a particularly bizarro event this evening (see point #2), I decided to chronicle the Top Ten Crazy Kid Moments at BadAssMama Central (thus far...).

10. Angel sitting up in the bed at 2am screaming, "Fishsticks. Fishsticks! FISH STIIIIIIICKS!!"

9. After coming home with a new hair style, Victor looks at me and says, "Whoa!" To which I respond, "Whoa good, or whoa bad?" Victor's reply? "Whoa BAD"

8. Angel nailing his NICU nurse with a projectile poo in the incubator...then laughing

7. Victor asking God to "please stop my brother from getting on my nerves. Amen"

6. Discovering that Angel's favorite song is "Call Me Maybe" while Victor's is "Rumor Has It"

5. Angel's preschool teachers asking us why his sister Olivia was hiding in the background of our family photo...

4. Victor walking in on me in the bathroom, only to exclaim, "Wow, Mommy. Your butt is HUGE!!"

3. Angel requesting that the DJ play "Boriqua Anthem" at the karate holiday party

2. Victor peeing down the stairs in his sleep, then walking right back to bed

1.  Angel licking the floor in the middle of karate, then looking at me like, "What?" 
charlotte said...

HILARIOUS!!!

Ellen Dempster said...

OMG!! #4 I CAN RELATE, I CAN RELATE, I CAN RELATE!!

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