What Mom REALLY Means
What Mom Said |
What She REALLY Means |
Honey, can you please help me with the laundry?
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Do this laundry or so help me God I will shank you…
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I’m going to bed early tonight
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Right after I finish the laundry YOU didn’t get to, check
homework, pack lunches, set up clothes for tomorrow and do 2 more hours of
work
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Mommy needs a minute, baby
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Will I EVER get to pee in peace?
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Don’t kick your brother in the pee pee
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Don’t kick your brother in the pee pee
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I’ll be right there
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I’m going to hide in the bathroom with a magazine and hope
you forget that you called me…
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Sleep tight, boys
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5am is NOT the new black. Please stay in bed until 6:30…7:00
if it’s the weekend
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What’s going on up there?
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Where is your father?
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Don’t make me come up there!
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Is there ANY wine left in this house??
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You are not the boss, mister
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I hope you don’t realize that you are the boss…
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Mommy loves you
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You are the most amazing thing that’s ever happened in my
life. I can’t believe that you are mine
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this is so true. i just finished telling my husband if he " could hep me with the clothes" lol
OMG! I just asked my husband if he could "help me make the bed." Three hours ago. Didn't happen.
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